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Great opening lines for internet dating

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You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach. All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool.

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Please use discretion when choosing your opener. What should we order for breakfast the morning after our date? You know what else is a Crimea? I just wish there was more I could do, ya know? Do you like making out? If not, I could seductively come up behind you and teach you. I like being big spoon. What were we talking about? Also, checking out an adult film on my Great opening lines for internet dating and calling my friend derogatory names.

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Any interest in filling that opening? For example, how have we never gone on a date? And if so, do you think your clone would be down for a threesome? Bring it up to her casually.

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I pretty much love and respect all women. Thank you for enrolling in a relationship with your name. Funny online dating messages get responses because women naturally find guys And who doesn't like to at least think they have a great sense of adventure?.

Coming up with an opening line on a dating app can sometimes be much more intimidating than coming up with one to use IRL.

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Sure, you can. In the world of dating apps/websites, there's so much competition out there for cute girls, your opening line can make or break whether she will engage.

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