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Christmas Sex Positions

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With Christmas around the corner, have you thought about what to gift your significant other? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Check out our carefully curated list of the best Christmas gifts for your girlfriend and our roundup of gifts for your boyfriend for inspiration, stat.

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That being said, besides traditional gift-giving, sometimes the best gift to give someone is The holiday season is all about giving. And cuddling extra close with your special someone to stay warm. And getting your fingers sticky snacking on delicious holiday treats. Well, would you look at that.

So while you're sipping on some rum-spiked 'noggy and getting ideas about doing it doggyhere are some Christmas-inspired sex positions to get your motor running. Eat, drink and be merry! Very similar to doggy style, where the guy is behind the girl, except he explicitly imagines her as a plucky reindeer who carries the task of transporting her gift-bearing lover all over the world. The stocking stuffer is, arguably, one of the finest yuletide positions.

While operating, both parties must be upright and against a mantle—specifically with a "Christmas Sex Positions" fire nearby. There can be chocolate involved if you like. This is the position for ladies who want a little something extra during the love-making session. Although a pro tip is to aim for the clitoris. This probably isn't what people mean when they say the season is all about giving, but what the hell.

Christmas is the time to make that dream come to fruition and what better time to give pleasure than while getting pleasure. This works Christmas Sex Positions after a nice hot shower and scrub for both parties, because no one likes dirty dudes.

Cleanliness and communication is the key, so you should probably tell her before you indulge in her fruitcake.

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Okay, ladies, keep an open mind here. The pain of a smacked pair of balls is incomparable and awful. Unlike bells, there should be very little jingling involved, as the only festive sound from that will be yelping—just give them "Christmas Sex Positions" nice graze with your hands.

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Don't even take your clothes off, just go at it like a pack Christmas Sex Positions wild reindeer. All illustrations by Carlee Ranger. Is “great sex” on your Chrissy wish list? You're in luck: we've found 12 mind- blowing sex positions for you to try out. If you're ready to get extra cozy this holiday season, we've got the Christmas- themed sex moves that will make you falalalala!.

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